Population | 1.775 billion |
Currency | Bank |
Animal | Bank |
The Republic of Bank 16 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.775 billion Bank 16ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bank 16ian economy, worth 126 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 71,425 Banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, army rations are served on silver platters, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bank 16's national animal is the Bank, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Bank 16 is ranked 181,047th in the world and 16th in Bank for Largest Populations, with 1.77 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bank 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Bank 16, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in Bank 16, army rations are served on silver platters.
- : Following new legislation in Bank 16, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
- : Following new legislation in Bank 16, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
- : Following new legislation in Bank 16, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Bank 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Bank 16, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
- : Following new legislation in Bank 16, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Bank 16, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.